During A First Romantic Date…
Her: I’m concerned about the way people’s actions affect the environment.
Him: Me too, that’s why I save toilet paper by pooping naked in the bathroom.
Her: Come again? How do you save toilet paper by pooping naked?
Him: My roommate and I…we always forget to buy toilet paper…so taking a poop naked motivates me to jump in the shower the moment I’m done pooping. That way, the water just runs down my butt and cleans it up. Think of it as a car-wash experience.
Her: Now you’re wasting water…
Muddy Gags 