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Category Archives: Humour
Best Advice You’ll Ever Get!!!
Advice for societal use.
The Weather Report
The miserable marriage of a weather reporter.
Me And My Mother
The relationship between my mother and I explained.
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High School Popularity
Message Received!
“Not getting a message is sending a message.” That’s what a man said tearfully, as he kept staring at his phone. He was expecting either a text or a call from his wife who had just left him carrying a big travelling bag, like eight hours ago. He kept looking at his phone theContinue reading “Message Received!”
College Education
Last night, I made burnt popcorn…by accident. You know, it’s easier for a single 23 year old guy to just get distracted by looking through the window when he hears the sound of high heels tip toeing down the street than looking forward to the too familiar sound of popcorn popping. I don’t even listenContinue reading “College Education”
Mother’s Day
Mitch: Did you say “Happy Mother’s Day” to your mother? Jay: I don’t celebrate Mother’s Day. Mitch: Come again? Jay: I said I don’t celebrate Mother’s Day. Mitch: Why not? Jay: I don’t celebrate Mother’s Day because of the same reason I don’t celebrate Father’s Day. Mitch: Why not? Jay: I have daddy issues andContinue reading “Mother’s Day”
What PACMAN Taught Me…
Every man out there on the television screen teaches you something growing up. I once kept a spider hoping if it bit me, I’d be Spiderman. I once tried my best to do better in science class at school, cause of Robert Downey Jnr in Iron Man…plus the cool perks he had that came withContinue reading “What PACMAN Taught Me…”
Are There Pot-holes In Heaven?
I once stepped inside the mind of a madman. Religious people say cooler stuff like, “Hello, how are you? We may be holding hands right now as we are greeting each other, but last week I was actually in heaven.” “Really, Pastor?” “Yes, fellow worshipper.” “Are there pot-holes in heaven?” “Does it matter, son? TheyContinue reading “Are There Pot-holes In Heaven?”