Three girls saw me walking down the road, and they beckoned me to approach them. They were just chatting beside the road. I pointed at myself with a confused face, the same fling that is pulled in movies… This wasn’t an attempt at humour to lighten up the girls, this was actually genuine confusion. MyContinue reading “My Guardian Angel”
Category Archives: Humour
The American Pastor
Hallelujah!Amen! Hallelujah!Amen! Sister Deborah, why are you not shouting the holy words that found our Christian beliefs? Last time, I checked, prostitutes’ activities did not include singing karaoke songs all night long on a Saturday evening, such that you come to the house of the Lord with a hoarse voice on a Sunday morning. HolyContinue reading “The American Pastor”
The Media
The media. The media are powerful people. I major in Media in college, I should know. They are so powerful, the first four letters of the word ‘media’ were taken from the word medicine, a very important presence in mankind’s quest for survival. It’s like naming your son Bill, and later in life he paysContinue reading “The Media”
The Thoughts Of Roachy
I grew up in poverty, poverty was so tough my best friend was a cockroach. He was brown, so more like a coloured fellow in human terms. Our cultural diversity really balanced out our opinions on most of our brief but special meetings. If you are seen crouching to the level of the height ofContinue reading “The Thoughts Of Roachy”
Nameless
Everyone tells me I have bad taste in everything. Bad taste in fashion. Don’t look at my clothes right now, you can do that later…I look like a caveman spat me out of his mouth. Bad taste in love, if an attractive tween is walking down the road with her grandma, I’d go for theContinue reading “Nameless”