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How To Prepare For A Future Divorce

Dr Phil is now in session! It’s funny that we humans need someone else to identify problems in our own very lives. I have a friend who once asked me if she was pretty. I took a good look at her. Her nostrils looked like highway twin tunnels still under construction. Her firm forehead looked

Mother’s Day

Mitch: Did you say “Happy Mother’s Day” to your mother? Jay: I don’t celebrate Mother’s Day. Mitch: Come again? Jay: I said I don’t celebrate Mother’s Day. Mitch: Why not? Jay: I don’t celebrate Mother’s Day because of the same reason I don’t celebrate Father’s Day. Mitch: Why not? Jay: I have daddy issues and