A tense situation. A bank robbery is currently under way. Civilians are scared, and they lie on the ground uncomfortably with their hands on their heads like unwilling participants in a ritual. The white bank robber is screaming louder than a toothless football fan on game night. Bank Robber: Put every note in thisContinue reading “Robbing A Bank”
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The Hobbies Section On A College Student’s CV
The word curriculum is too long and boring, like an endless country music mixtape. Thank God for the short abbreviation CV. For a word that allegedly means making shorter, abbreviation is too long too…something is just wrong here. Imagine if the biblical Goliath, the Philistine giant, was just called Bob, or Ted. A three letteredContinue reading “The Hobbies Section On A College Student’s CV”
Life At 23
Being twenty three is hard. There is so much going on… Everyone older than me is telling me what to do, guys my age are telling me what to do. Young ones look up to me for guidance as if I’m some experienced lifeguard at the sea of life, or Sea World. AContinue reading “Life At 23”