Robbing A Bank

A tense situation. A bank robbery is currently under way. Civilians are scared, and they lie on the ground uncomfortably with their hands on their heads like unwilling participants in a ritual. The white bank robber is screaming louder than a toothless football fan on game night.    Bank Robber: Put every note in thisContinue reading “Robbing A Bank”

The Hobbies Section On A College Student’s CV

The word curriculum is too long and boring, like an endless country music mixtape. Thank God for the short abbreviation CV. For a word that allegedly means making shorter, abbreviation is too long too…something is just wrong here. Imagine if the biblical Goliath, the Philistine giant, was just called Bob, or Ted. A three letteredContinue reading “The Hobbies Section On A College Student’s CV”

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