Language Class With Me

Language class is in session. Right now, let’s talk about similes.   Aren’t they beautiful, like germs on a model’s shiny lips? I mean, it is possible for a hideous thing to acquire a desirable quality. Michael Jackson’s Thriller music video scares even the bravest sexually transmitted disease symptoms out of me. However, MJ’s presence

Toilet Paper

In a world with limited amounts of toilet paper, constipation saves the day. The next person with healthy bowel movements is in trouble, I tell you.   The problem is toilet paper has more functions that aren’t bathroom related.   An emotional girl who is crying over a failed relationship uses toilet paper to dry