Language Class With Me

Language class is in session. Right now, let’s talk about similes.   Aren’t they beautiful, like germs on a model’s shiny lips? I mean, it is possible for a hideous thing to acquire a desirable quality. Michael Jackson’s Thriller music video scares even the bravest sexually transmitted disease symptoms out of me. However, MJ’s presenceContinue reading “Language Class With Me”

“Good” Meets “Bad”

Saint Peter saw Satan from afar, and he held his blood-stained sword firmly. Saint Peter’s hands looked sweaty, like a food coupon in a traffic policeman’s pockets. Peter: Well, well, well, if it isn’t the Mayor of Sewerburg. It’s kind of a catchy word, except for the part that sewer is just liquid poop andContinue reading ““Good” Meets “Bad””

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