Toilet Paper

In a world with limited amounts of toilet paper, constipation saves the day. The next person with healthy bowel movements is in trouble, I tell you.   The problem is toilet paper has more functions that aren’t bathroom related.   An emotional girl who is crying over a failed relationship uses toilet paper to dry

How My Father Met My Mother

One day, I was walking down the road with my father. This happened by accident, I don’t like walking next to my father. He has the fashion sense of a lost hitch-hiker.   My fashion is not up there either, someone once told me I dress like a history teacher in the 70s.   So