His Father Explained

His name is Vincent. So yes, his name already says a lot about him. He doesn’t have money, he has cents…in the form of coins.  When he walks around, the clinking sound that the coins make makes people think he works as a prison warden. Vincent wishes he was named Bill instead, bills come with a

Am I Selfish?

  I don’t like others telling me their problems. I’m the opposite of a bartender.   Am I selfish?   It depends, it depends if I want others to hear my problems only.   It also depends if the person’s problems are being narrated with the pace of a now old Morgan Freeman. Most importantly,

Toilet Paper

In a world with limited amounts of toilet paper, constipation saves the day. The next person with healthy bowel movements is in trouble, I tell you.   The problem is toilet paper has more functions that aren’t bathroom related.   An emotional girl who is crying over a failed relationship uses toilet paper to dry