The Storyteller

This is how I tell stories

God In Hell

God finds himself in hell.

George’s Dreams

What shapes your dreams?

George & Wife 2

Another stormy argument between a married couple.

George & Wife

A heated argument between a married couple.

The Movie

Tim: So what’s the name of this movie? Tit: “The Movie”. Another beer. Tim: Yes, this movie. What is its name? Tit: I answered you. Are your ears rusty after hours of listening to a headache marching in your head with the zeal of Adolf Hitler? Is that why you still haven’t handed me another

The President (3)

The president is gracefully seated on the couch, taking in the contents of the large dining room. As usual, his fingers feel his chin to check the growth of his beard. Nothing. He thinks to himself that the growth of his beard is as uncertain as black market prices.   The president then clucks his

Save The Environment!

During A First Romantic Date… Her: I’m concerned about the way people’s actions affect the environment. Him: Me too, that’s why I save toilet paper by pooping naked in the bathroom. Her: Come again? How do you save toilet paper by pooping naked? Him: My roommate and I…we always forget to buy toilet paper…so taking

At America’s Got Talent

A sweaty America’s Got Talent contestant, identified as V, has just finished singing in front of three judges. This is what follows.   Judge A: Are you done? V: Yes. Judge B: Finally. Judge C: Can I be the first to go on this one? Judge A: Yeah. Judge B: Just get it done already.