A tense situation. A bank robbery is currently under way. Civilians are scared, and they lie on the ground uncomfortably with their hands on their heads like unwilling participants in a ritual. The white bank robber is screaming louder than a toothless football fan on game night. Bank Robber: Put every note in thisContinue reading “Robbing A Bank”
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“It’s A Messed Up Life For Us!”
Situation A: What My Passed Out Father Said To Me On A Public Park Bench “Do you live life like a headless cockroach? Like your life is messed up, and you just walk around in circles?You feel like your life is like a permanent merry go round. You get dizzy, and being headless worsens theContinue reading ““It’s A Messed Up Life For Us!””
Inside The Lives Of Comedians
Writer One: So my line is “It’s so cold, I saw a bee stinging itself to death”. Writer Two: That’s not funny. Writer One: Why not? Writer Two: It’s just not funny. If you stop Martin Lawrence and Trevor Noah down the road and show them this line of yours, they will both poop on yourContinue reading “Inside The Lives Of Comedians”
Muddy Gags 