Self-deprecation humour at its best!!
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INDISTINCT MUMBLING
“INDISTINCT MUMBLING” is a humorous dialogue about a young man, Vincent, trying to write a song for his crush, Natasha, with the help of his sarcastic friend, while navigating his quirky thoughts and absurd situations.
MY TYPE
When Tina Turner sang “Opposites Attract”, was she on to something?
NUDE PIC
Need I say more? 😂
HOW TO DEAL WITH A BREAK-UP
Image Courtesy: Shutterstock … Vincent is knelt on the floor with a long metal spoon in his hand pointed at a bucket in the corner of the boys’ room. Tim walks into the room with his hands in his pockets and walks towards Vincent. Tim: There you are!! Eish… I knew I’d see you likeContinue reading “HOW TO DEAL WITH A BREAK-UP”
Best Advice You’ll Ever Get!!!
Advice for societal use.
Take Her, Kidnap Her!!!
Girl advice guaranteed to work!
The Girl I Love
How do I see love?
The Mystery Of The Fat Person
 Haven’t eaten in days. I’m hungrier than four passed-out slaves. I haven’t eaten in a while because a fat person bended over in my face. This left me in a fat state of trauma. I think I need to tell a professional person about what I saw. Sure, everyone knows what humans lookContinue reading “The Mystery Of The Fat Person”
“It’s A Messed Up Life For Us!”
Situation A: What My Passed Out Father Said To Me On A Public Park Bench “Do you live life like a headless cockroach? Like your life is messed up, and you just walk around in circles?You feel like your life is like a permanent merry go round. You get dizzy, and being headless worsens theContinue reading ““It’s A Messed Up Life For Us!””