The Movie

Tim: So what’s the name of this movie? Tit: “The Movie”. Another beer. Tim: Yes, this movie. What is its name? Tit: I answered you. Are your ears rusty after hours of listening to a headache marching in your head with the zeal of Adolf Hitler? Is that why you still haven’t handed me another

His Father Explained

His name is Vincent. So yes, his name already says a lot about him. He doesn’t have money, he has cents…in the form of coins.  When he walks around, the clinking sound that the coins make makes people think he works as a prison warden. Vincent wishes he was named Bill instead, bills come with a

Message Received!

  “Not getting a message is sending a message.” That’s what a man said tearfully, as he kept staring at his phone. He was expecting either a text or a call from his wife who had just left him carrying a big travelling bag, like eight hours ago. He kept looking at his phone the

Are There Pot-holes In Heaven?

I once stepped inside the mind of a madman. Religious people say cooler stuff like, “Hello, how are you? We may be holding hands right now as we are greeting each other, but last week I was actually in heaven.” “Really, Pastor?” “Yes, fellow worshipper.” “Are there pot-holes in heaven?” “Does it matter, son? They