The Mystery Of The Fat Person

 Haven’t eaten in days. I’m hungrier than four passed-out slaves.   I haven’t eaten in a while because a fat person bended over in my face.  This left me in a fat state of trauma. I think I need to tell a professional person about what I saw.   Sure, everyone knows what humans look

At America’s Got Talent

A sweaty America’s Got Talent contestant, identified as V, has just finished singing in front of three judges. This is what follows.   Judge A: Are you done? V: Yes. Judge B: Finally. Judge C: Can I be the first to go on this one? Judge A: Yeah. Judge B: Just get it done already.

The Relegation Zone

“This is the zone. “The zone that consists of the last teams in a football league.   “The very last one earns the wooden spoon, an imaginary prize that is not real because losers never win anything. “You are that last one, Vincent.” This was the note that a girl left in my locker. I

The African Woman

Everyone on the African dust street was looking at her.   Street beggars seated alongside the dust street road, miners clutching heavy backpacks like amateur bank robbers, civil servants by the intersection handing colourless and dull pamphlets to the unenthusiastic public, cobblers already at work, laughing sheepishly with clients like sheep farmers…   The local

Inside The Lives Of Comedians

Writer One: So my line is “It’s so cold, I saw a bee stinging itself to death”. Writer Two: That’s not funny. Writer One:  Why not? Writer Two: It’s just not funny. If you stop Martin Lawrence and Trevor Noah down the road and show them this line of yours, they will both poop on your

What PACMAN Taught Me…

Every man out there on the television screen teaches you something growing up. I once kept a spider hoping if it bit me, I’d be Spiderman. I once tried my best to do better in science class at school, cause of Robert Downey Jnr in Iron Man…plus the cool perks he had that came with