Behold, The 21st Century!

What has the Internet done to mankind?

The President (3)

The president is gracefully seated on the couch, taking in the contents of the large dining room. As usual, his fingers feel his chin to check the growth of his beard. Nothing. He thinks to himself that the growth of his beard is as uncertain as black market prices.   The president then clucks his

The Stolen College Mattress

“We looked at your CV…we receive a lot of CVs from college students from a multitude of universities on a daily basis looking for intern openings just like you. We…”   Those were the only words I managed to capture from a Human Resource office lady. I knew right there and then that an impending