Why Donald Trump Lost The Elections

This is not a politically motivated post.   Just because you don’t like French fries doesn’t mean you’re racist towards French people. Maybe you don’t like French fries because your abusive foster parents loved them.   They hit you every day like a doormat, they tossed your birth certificate in the fire. They then had

At America’s Got Talent

A sweaty America’s Got Talent contestant, identified as V, has just finished singing in front of three judges. This is what follows.   Judge A: Are you done? V: Yes. Judge B: Finally. Judge C: Can I be the first to go on this one? Judge A: Yeah. Judge B: Just get it done already.

Mother’s Day

Mitch: Did you say “Happy Mother’s Day” to your mother? Jay: I don’t celebrate Mother’s Day. Mitch: Come again? Jay: I said I don’t celebrate Mother’s Day. Mitch: Why not? Jay: I don’t celebrate Mother’s Day because of the same reason I don’t celebrate Father’s Day. Mitch: Why not? Jay: I have daddy issues and