The Relegation Zone

“This is the zone. “The zone that consists of the last teams in a football league.   “The very last one earns the wooden spoon, an imaginary prize that is not real because losers never win anything. “You are that last one, Vincent.” This was the note that a girl left in my locker. I

Toilet Paper

In a world with limited amounts of toilet paper, constipation saves the day. The next person with healthy bowel movements is in trouble, I tell you.   The problem is toilet paper has more functions that aren’t bathroom related.   An emotional girl who is crying over a failed relationship uses toilet paper to dry