At America’s Got Talent

A sweaty America’s Got Talent contestant, identified as V, has just finished singing in front of three judges. This is what follows.   Judge A: Are you done? V: Yes. Judge B: Finally. Judge C: Can I be the first to go on this one? Judge A: Yeah. Judge B: Just get it done already.

The Internship Interview

    Interviewer: Hello? I said come in like five times now…are you deaf or something?   I enter the interview room very slowly and carefully, like a very experienced serial killer. Me: My profuse apologies, maim. I’m used to being screamed at. I have daddy issues, thank God I have a deaf mother. Interviewer: