This Is Who I Am

Me explained.

Take Her, Kidnap Her!!!

Girl advice guaranteed to work!

Me And My Mother

The relationship between my mother and I explained.

My Internet Dating Profile

Need I say more?

Message Received!

  “Not getting a message is sending a message.” That’s what a man said tearfully, as he kept staring at his phone. He was expecting either a text or a call from his wife who had just left him carrying a big travelling bag, like eight hours ago. He kept looking at his phone the

What PACMAN Taught Me…

Every man out there on the television screen teaches you something growing up. I once kept a spider hoping if it bit me, I’d be Spiderman. I once tried my best to do better in science class at school, cause of Robert Downey Jnr in Iron Man…plus the cool perks he had that came with

Are There Pot-holes In Heaven?

I once stepped inside the mind of a madman. Religious people say cooler stuff like, “Hello, how are you? We may be holding hands right now as we are greeting each other, but last week I was actually in heaven.” “Really, Pastor?” “Yes, fellow worshipper.” “Are there pot-holes in heaven?” “Does it matter, son? They

The Media

The media. The media are powerful people. I major in Media in college, I should know. They are so powerful, the first four letters of the word ‘media’ were taken from the word medicine, a very important presence in mankind’s quest for survival. It’s like naming your son Bill, and later in life he pays

The Thoughts Of Roachy

I grew up in poverty, poverty was so tough my best friend was a cockroach. He was brown, so more like a coloured fellow in human terms. Our cultural diversity really balanced out our opinions on most of our brief but special meetings. If you are seen crouching to the level of the height of