The Mystery Of The Fat Person

 Haven’t eaten in days. I’m hungrier than four passed-out slaves.   I haven’t eaten in a while because a fat person bended over in my face.  This left me in a fat state of trauma. I think I need to tell a professional person about what I saw.   Sure, everyone knows what humans look

Language Class With Me

Language class is in session. Right now, let’s talk about similes.   Aren’t they beautiful, like germs on a model’s shiny lips? I mean, it is possible for a hideous thing to acquire a desirable quality. Michael Jackson’s Thriller music video scares even the bravest sexually transmitted disease symptoms out of me. However, MJ’s presence